WOAH MAN i’ve been prepping for this for a while, but ya girl really needs some extra income so i am taking COMMISSIONS!!! do YOU want me to draw your blorbo? do you want to give me your hard-earned cash so i can draw your blorbos HOLDING HANDS??? now you can!!!!! slots are currently unlimited but i will probably close them temporarily once i get more than 10!

want to give me your money? come commission me on my ko-fi!

(or just throw a donation at me, that’s cool too!) (and see my rules under the cut!)

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kaijuno:

americanhellkmart:

you look like two scoops from a jar of something.

desiresign:

I want to live like this image

linksarehere:

smugcomputer:

together….we make the audhd brothers

@pallweople

vanguard:

vanguard:

“don’t post that, what if an employer sees?” personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees’ social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees’ privacy ❤️❤️❤️

showertaker-deactivated20230925:

drgrlfriend:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

funnytwittertweets:

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

This post is both funny and also solves the longstanding mystery of why I ruined gravy the one and only time I tried to make it.

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